How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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