I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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