belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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