people are starting to question the shark bite story
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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