YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
