I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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