I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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