if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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