you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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