dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Randomize
