protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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