Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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