WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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