What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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