Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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