Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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