careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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