I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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