we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im holly from the hills drunk
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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