absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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