I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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