im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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