i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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