Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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