He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
