You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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