we made out on top of his cat.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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