drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
