It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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