that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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