guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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