i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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