Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
