Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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