You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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