Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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