If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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