We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hell yes lets make some ravioli
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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