She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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