where am i from again
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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