YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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