So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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