yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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