Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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