he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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