We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he puts the penis in happiness.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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