I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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