We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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