Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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