Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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