If i come over, it means nothing
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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